Fuzzball Attack

In our backyard we have a cute little fuzzy squirrel.  I haven't named him yet, but I've grown attached to hearing his dog-sounding barking noises he makes when he sees the neighbor's cat or Taner.  I've grown quite fond of him, but Taner throws things at him and talks about taking the cute little thing out of this world.  So it's no wonder that the cute little fuzzball doesn't really like Taner.  Today while I'm at work, I get a text from Taner.  It says that "my" squirrel attacked Taner.  Taner had been out cleaning the grill, and out of no where little fuzzball jumps off of the above branch and lands on Taner's shoulder!  Taner freaks out  and chases little fuzzball and throughs things at it, probably cussing all this time.  When things start to calm down, Taner realizes our neighbor, the primary president, is outside and has most likely seen, and heard the whole thing!  I've never laughed so hard as I did as Taner tells me this story.  I sure hope Taner doesn't hurt our squirrel.  The fuzzball attack really made my day.